Mike Huckabee

I believe most Americans want their next president to remind them of the guy they work with, not the guy who laid them off. (Campaign speech, January 2008)

If money and celebrity are the criteria to elect a President, then we can elect Paris Hilton. (Said in a speech in Treynor, Iowa, on Tuesday, April 2nd, 2007).

Even if we lose elections, we should not lose our honor, and that is more important than the Republican party.