Tom Green

I want people to know that I'm not just this crazy person flailing around. A lot of thought goes into what I do.

As comedians, we all get into that mode of thinking of the worst thing imaginable - but you usually have the ability to pull back before releasing it to the world.

Before the cell phone and the Internet, you felt a more pure sense of liberty than we do today. Whenever you left the house, and the phone, in your kitchen attached to the wall, nobody was able to get a hold of you.

I like to do something that gets a real reaction from people.

Comedy is delivered to people in the same form that music is being delivered: by YouTube. People are sharing music and comedy in the same way now.

I'm always making micro-adjustments onstage, listening to the audience, and what a crowd is like can be infectious.

I don't really like to just sit down at a computer and write, because that tends to be a little forced.

It would be a dream to perform at Radio City Music Hall.

Sometimes it's nice when you go out on the road, and you come back, and your girlfriend's left you. You have complete freedom at that point.

It's so nice to be able to get up on stage and just say the most disgusting, ridiculous, outrageous, offensive thing, knowing it's just between you and the audience.

Social media is making us more anti-social.